Monday, November 2, 2009
Sam Trammell and Rutina Wesley at The Las Vegas Yelloween Party
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Ryan Kwanten Starring In New Superhero Movie
"It is a superhero movie and it is a comedy [...] But at its core it's a simple love story about two very unique individuals finding each other and giving the other strength to be what they want to be."Ryan Kwanten added:
"By day, Griff works in an office. By night, he is a superhero - or is he? It was this question that attracted me to the role. Griff is such an original and boundless character to play. Every boy dreams of being a superhero and I've accepted my mission to bring this to life."Kwanten, an Australian actor, appeared in the Aussie soap, Home and Away, before rising to international fame through his role as Jason Stackhouse on Alan Ball's hit HBO TV vampire series True Blood. To see the complete set of photos of Ryan with Mitchell Nguyen McCormack click here. To see more of Mitchell Nguyen McCormack fantastic photoshoots please visit his official website here. Source: JustJared Photo credit: Mitchell Nguyen McCormack from 2-mag.com via JustJared.buzznet.com
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Ask Dr. L - Halloween Edition
For a small fortune (and the promise of a steady supply of medicinal quality V) TrueBloodNet.com has gotten Dr. L to agree to answer your supernatural medical questions. Ask Dr. L is written by Dr. L (any resemblance to any characters living, dead or undead is purely coincidental), also known as Doctor to the Supernaturals, and was founded by her mother, Philine Paullips. It is the most popular and widely syndicated supernatural medical advice column in this world -- or any other. Known for its uncommon nonsense and immortal, or just darn old, perspective.
November 1st, 2009
Dear Dr.Ludwig I understand that vampires cannot have children but my question is do they still have sperm? Of course the sperm would not be able to impregnate a woman but when they orgasm would it still come out…no pun intended.
Just Curious
Dear Curious,
Let me guess- you have a lot of time on your hands, don't you? Maybe a bit too much time to think of such silly questions as this one? And on top of that, you don't get out a lot, either, I'll bet. So, in an effort to simplify my responses, I will say: Yes. Enough said. This is a waste of my medical degree. Go away and find a blow up doll or something to amuse yourself.
Crankily,
Dr. L
Dear Dr. L
With all the other Dr. shows on TV daily (The Doctors, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil) why hasn't Dr. Ludwig been given her own show on HBO? We need Dr. Ludwig at least once a week! There are just so many unknowns out there now that vampires have crawled out of the ground and we're hearing rumors of 'shape shifters' (heaven only KNOWS what those are) and I swear I saw a werewolf the other day! I thought to myself, that's just not possible.. or is it? It's Halloween you know.. maybe just a kid in a suit. But anyway, the public is clamoring for answers to how all these odd creatures function and Dr. L seems to be the only one with answers! What can we do to help get such a show on the air?
Pensive in Pennsylvania
Dearest Pensive,
Well, aren't you the smartest, sweetest, most clever person I have heard from in a long time! This is such a splendid idea, I don't know why I haven't thought of it myself. OK, so I have thought of it, and HBO now has a restraining order...but I digress.
I think these TV "doctors" are all hype. The only ones I watch are Dr. Oz, because he's an excellent colleague- and he's HOT, and Dr. Ruth, because she and I are quite alike. No smart ass remarks.
I completely agree, I would be a refreshing addition to the television scene, sharing my supreme knowledge of vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters, telepaths, supes of all kind- as well as the rather garden variety humans. Thank you, darling. I get the sense you are a man, and if I didn't already have a boyfriend, I would give you a big kiss, show you my appreciation in some way.
Hear that, HBO???
Dr. L
Hi Dr. L!
I am so glad that you were able to save Sookie when she was clawed. What I was wondering…since Bill drinks from Sookie on a regular basic….why didn't he catch on that there was something different about her??? MaryAnn knew it from the first meeting. Is it because Bill is relatively young (for a vampire) or is it something else?
Also is there any way a Vampire can have offspring with a human, or any other being for that matter.
Thank you so much for your valuable time.
Debbie in Dallas
Dear Debbie,
As to your second question, please refer to my exhaustive replies to this query in previous questions. Vampires are DEAD, honey, and dead things can't reproduce- no matter how clever they seem to be.
And Sookie- such a sweet girl, to be so entangled with vampires. She's in trouble, getting hurt, beat up, something or other all the time, she now has me on speed dial, bless her heart. I was glad to save her, too.
As for why Bill didn't realize something was different- it's an age old fact, darlin'- males are males, no matter the species. Now I am not saying they don't have a relationship of some sort, though for the life of me I can't understand that, but males are often, if not always, blinded by lust and sex. Sookie could have had pure garlic juice running through her veins, and Bill barely would have noticed, although I hear he did warn her to stop eating it (she double checked with me because she really misses Merlotte's garlic bread poor thing!). You getting my drift, dear?
As for Maryann- I could have offed her MUCH faster than they did...
BTW, did you have a very short movie career.. your name seems familar...
Dr. L
Hello Dr. L
Are there vampire slayers with preternatural strength? Are there any other supernatural creatures that hunt vampires?
Steve N. in Dallas
Dear Steve,
What an interesting two pronged question you pose here. Normally., I only answer one for free, and then ask you to come in for an appointment (for a fee) to reply to the other. But I feel they are similar in nature, so I will do what I can here.
The mighty Van Helsing comes to mind immediately when I ponder a response to the first part of your question. He was never given proper or due credit for his magnetism and attraction, which I found to be preternatural. I mean, I WOULD have found them so, if I had known the great man in the flesh. Now there was a slayer to be reckoned with. He feared no one, alive or undead. He walked in to places others screamed and ran from. Ah just thinking of such power and strength makes my heart race...is it hot in here, or is it just me? But as to whether or not there is some sort of cartoonish superhero flying through the air, wearing a cape and mask to slaw the blood sucking vipers, alas, no- they don't exist. If they did, the world would be a better place for them. Van Helsing in tights and a cape? Oh my! Now, to the second part of your query, as you know, I work closely with the supernatural community, as their healer and physician. We hold a doctor client privilege, just like any other. For me to tell you who the vamp slayers are would possibly put them in unnecessary danger, and certainly blow their well devised cover. I am sure you can understand.
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Disclaimer: These answers are provided for entertainment purposes only and should not be followed by ordinary humans. This column is a parody of the Gothic fantasy series, True Blood, and as such, is presented here for your amusement. Ask Dr. L and the various writers that contribute to it, have no relationship/affiliation to HBO, True Blood, or any of the cast or crew of said nor any relation to Charlain Harris's Sookie Stackhouse novels.
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This Week In Hollywoodland - True Blood Version!
BEVERLY HILLS—This week in Hollywoodland was filled with surprises, new tell-all books, casting rumors, a prince threw a bash at the famed Beverly Hills Hotel and a Hollywood and Broadway legend was honored.
News came on a "True Blood" message board that the charismatic and talented Eric Braeden was being considered for a pivotal role as the supreme vampire on the hit HBO series. This role is for the vampire who is the leader of all vampires. The rumor was too good to be true. Or is it? Emmy-winner Braeden who has portrayed Victor Newman on "The Young and the Restless" for almost 30 years to date has recently renewed his contract with the soap. Last week Braeden's representative told Canyon News, "Eric has agreed to return to 'Y&R.' This week when the rep was contacted for a statement about the rumors flying fast and furious online of Eric's possible alliance with "True Blood." The same statement was given.
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I decided I had to delve deeper into this rumor, because Eric Braeden is the most powerful force in acting today on-screen and I can imagine seeing him as the head vampire and putting all the other bloodsuckers in their places like no other actor could convey on the small screen. It wouldn't be a major surprise to see a performer doing double duty with "True Blood," as Ashley Jones successfully played roles on "True Blood" and "The Bold and the Beautiful" last season smoothly. Also, during 1996 Braeden worked on the film "Titanic" starring Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett while continuing flawlessly playing Victor Newman on "Y&R." When Canyon News contacted HBO directly, they chose not to make a statement. Then I contacted the media relations division of Sony and CBS and was told, "Y&R does not comment on rumors." Finally when Canyon News contacted the "True Blood" production offices, their media representative stated, "All I can say is we are currently seeing people all week for various roles for season 3." Not a confirmation, but no denial either.
For now we'll file this story under a rumor. Though it was too big of a story to go without some investigating, as Eric Braeden's appearance on the hit show would put the already successful series over the top to mega-hit status in the time it would take for Sookie to decide to marry Bill.
The rest of the story is presented for completeness but is not True Blood related:
My friend His Serene Highness Prince Albert, II of Monaco has been enjoying his time here in the Hills of Beverly and last week threw a Monte Carlo Television Festival cocktail party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Actress Dana Delany wowed the guests looking fit and beautiful and "Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry was also in attendance. The fun table everyone remembered at the party was in the back of the room where Jeanne Cooper, Katherine on "Y&R" regaled partygoers with great stories and jokes. Doug Davidson and his extraordinarily beautiful wife Cindy Fisher were also at the table. Doug told Canyon News, "I came to the party and pretended it was for my birthday. We will have to talk to the staff about the missing birthday balloons. It's a fun party." Doug and Cindy had spent time earlier that evening with their beautiful daughter Calyssa at an art museum function. Doug later said of the evening, "It was nice that it was early, as we were home and in bed at a reasonable time." Davidson had an early call at CBS the next morning. By the way, Happy Birthday Doug!
We're not going to update you on "This is It" until we are sure it's really all that we're going to be hearing about Michael Jackson for a long time. We are going to tell you about the new book about Brangelina. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Hollywood's golden couple and we all knew it was only a matter of time before someone wrote a tell- all book about the entertainment super couple. "Brangelina Exposed" is going on sale December 1, and the author Ian Halperin who recently released the bestseller, "Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson" is promising another stunner. The book apparently will say in part that the wonderful relationship we all see between the couple is all for show and that they are not getting along and don't like each other. It goes into how the power couple has manipulated the press and the public into believing they have a fairytale life together. I will chock this along with most of the Hollywood tell-alls and say, no thanks. Good luck.
Singer Taylor Swift is being yelled at by the media for posing at a party with a guy wearing a long t-shirt with a swastika on it. Celebrities are always in a position of being asked to take photographs with fans and I take Taylor at her word when she says, she had taken photos with at least 100 people that evening, and had not noticed what was on the man's shirt. This is absolutely a non story that the press is pushing. This young lady is talented, beautiful and comes from a very good family. She should not have to apologize for what someone else is wearing. As for that individual, he should know better.
We are grateful to the LAPD for breaking the teenage burglary ring in town, which allegedly involved breaking into the homes of stars such as Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. On that note. My suggestion is everyone in Beverly Hills, Hollywood Hills and Malibu need to get a trained Doberman or two and a new alarm system. Initial information seems to point the fact that the perpetrators were well-known to their victims.
Jessica Simpson said earlier this week that she's looking for an intellectual man. Good for her. However, maybe next time she shouldn't date anymore football players, actors or pop singers. I suggest Jessica join the L.A. Country Club and meet some handsome smart doctors from UCLA Medical Center or Cedar's. Barring the drastic change in her dating habits and her past being a predictor for who she will be dating in the future, she'd better make some alterations in her plans and tastes.
Constance Towers, actress, singer who lives in Beverly Hills with her handsome husband Ambassador John Gavin reports to Canyon News on her performance, "There's Nothing Like a Dame," in honor of the late legendary music and Broadway giant Richard Rodgers of Rogers and Hart fame. Towers says, "The show went very well, we even received a standing ovation. The other ladies who sang were, Karen Morrow, Nancy Dussault, Marni Nixon [Nixon dubbed Deborah Kerr's voice in "King and I."] Charmian Carr [Liesel in movie version-"Sound of Music"], and 94-year-old Patricia Morrison. It was at the El Portal Theatre in the Valley. We all told stories about our relationship with Richard Rodgers and sang his songs. The stories centered around Yul Brynner too." Towers had some interesting facts about Rodgers and Hart which she relayed to the captivated audience that were given to her by the late legends. Towers tells Canyon News, "One was Mr. Rodgers and Mr. Hart were in a cab in Paris in 1927 with two beautiful girls and a car careened out of a side street nearly crashing into them and one of the girls said, oh, my heart stood still, Larry Hart turned to Rodgers and said, good title for a song. And of course it was a huge hit in 'A Connecticut Yankee.' Then I sang 'My Heart Stood Still.' It was an evening of Rodgers and Hart-Rodgers and Hammerstein. It was a very nice evening. I wish you could have been there, Tommy."
Towers concluded by telling me a personal story from her own life in relation to Rodgers and Hart. "I was doing 'There's Nothing Like a Dame' with Nancy Dussault last week when I remembered doing 'Carousel' for Mr. Rodgers at the City Center in New York. I was Julie and she was Carrie. In the middle of a very dramatic, tearful scene she leaned over and whispered in my ear, Connie, get a load of the handsome guy in the front row. Through my tears I sneaked a look and there sat John Gavin. He soon became my husband," said Towers. Maybe Jessica Simpson should go to a play to find Mr. Right. Ms. Towers found her prince charming there.
Enjoy your week, see you next week!
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Sunday, November 1, 2009
IFAW Event with Kristin Bauer at LUSH Cosmetics
"I've partnered with LUSH and IFAW. LUSH has created a cream for IFAW and is donating the proceeds to help save the whales from unnecessary deaths and extinction. I will be appearing at the LUSH store in Santa Monica on the third street promenade Nov 7th from 1pm -3pm and I'll trade you a photo for a photo. Mine signed for yours making the Whale Tail! Let's take a bite out of whaling!"This event gives True Blood fans a great opportunity to see Kristin and get an autographed picture! Even if you are unable to go, you can still make your voice heard for the whales by uploading your picture to the Tails for Whales website. Another thing that would help would be to purchase the LUSH cream Kristin mentions. LUSH is a generous supporter of the IFAW effort, and proceeds earned from their "Charity Pot" products become contributions to IFAW's marine mammal programs like the Tails for Whales campaign. The picture below was taken by acclaimed photographer Larry DiMarzio, featuring Kristin as her True Blood character, Pam, with the cream that LUSH created for this cause. DiMarzio is a very talented guitar designer and photographer, and well-known in the music community. If you visit his website, you can see more of the great work he has done. Like Kristin, he donated his time and effort to help IFAW by doing the photo shoot. SOURCES: ifaw.org tailsforwhales.org dimarzio.com (Photo credits: Kristin Bauer, IFAW, Larry DiMarzio)
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UK Third Installment of True Blood Season 1 - Mine
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Stephen Moyer Talks True Blood with The Mirror
"I think the show represents many different things. You could watch it and think it's a camp, frothy, sexy thriller. But equally it could be a satirical comment on society. Bill's a vampire, an outsider that arrives in town and is ostracised, but he's trying to be a decent man."Stephen was then asked if he felt it was easier filming love scenes since him and his co-star, Anna Paquin, are a real-life couple.
"I would like to think that, as a professional, if I have to have a love scene with somebody else it would be just as good!"This led to Stephen being asked what it exactly was that made him fall for Anna. Stephen explained:
"She's sharp, funny, brilliant, incredibly talented and an ultimate professional. She's probably the most straight-talking woman I've ever met and she's caring, generous and kind - I can't say enough! And I think she's beautiful."The Mirror concluded the interview by asking Stephen if he felt pressure as an actor to stay looking fit. Stephen answered by saying:
"I think the thing is that when you're working against someone like Ryan (Kwanten), who is an insane body fascist, I've got no choice but to look as good as I can. I'm never going to look like him but, equally, when I'm 60 I don't want to look at the DVDs and see my flabby belly."Well Stephen I don't think you will have to worry about that!! We look forward to seeing more of that fit body in season 3 of True Blood! SOURCE: The Mirror Photo Credit: HBO Inc.
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